The flu of mine

I had the flu today, plus to make it worse I got braces on Friday teh 13.
My throats sore my nose is blocked and my asthmas playing up, again!

I'm watching Austin and Ally as I type.
It's a disney show, which says crap all over.
Although Ally wears some good clothes.

'cough cough' literally!
I must go now I feel really ill and my cat (Jewels is her name) is sleeping on my in an awkward position.
OH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!
JEWELS JUST FARTED!!!!!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
It's almost as bad as my third nipple!

Bai guys!