Real words!

DAYUMMM!!!!
Its official I am awesome for using real words such as:
• Pree (Means fast movement although If I were you don't say it to much to your family since they proably don't know what it means and you may get in trouble)
• Teh (Meaning it's just the but with the e and h mixed around)

•DAYUMM (Damn)

•Tingy (thingy)

Modern family!

DAYUMM!
Honey if you ain't seen Modern family teh series, well I am counting how long you have to live!
10........9..........8............7
I suggest you turn your t.v on and find it within
6.........5..........4......3.2.1!
Too late :(
Well I am carving your coffin as we speak , what type of flowers do you like?
I like roses! (HINT HINT) But it's not my funeral it's yours.

Anyway Enjoy your last 10 seconds left of life!
Oh wait make that 4........3......2......1
Gaggggh forget it you were gonna die anyways!

Another day with teh cold!

Hey guys!!! I get colds easily now maybe because it's winter? No because you don't get a hot in summer. Confusing I know!!!!
Did you know the flu and a cold are completely different! YES THEY ARE!!
GAGHHHHHGURGLE!!!!!!!!
//(^_^)\\
It's me, Well sort of!

I think I better go! You don't want to catch a virus!!!
Haha do you get it cause I would spread my cold to the computer and it would catch a virus!!!!
To funny! To funny

The meaning of life (And other unrelated things)

Live
In
Fun &
Excitement


Unrelated things:

U
Gotta
Love
Yourself!

Floppy
Indescribable
Not fun
God made them
Evil
Retarded

Great Boyish
Indescribable Over teh top
Really funny Yikes
Lovers. Stupid
Sweet

Websites +

Visit these websites if:
•You have the erge to feel sorry for yourself
•You boyfriend just dumped you because you constantly feel sorry for yourself
•You have acne on your face
•You got knocked up at 16
•You have just crapped orange shit
•Or you just realized how bad Big time rush is! Good for you
•And last but not least nobody gives a flying f*** about you!

dogsoftheinterwebs.tumblr.com

Makemebabies.com

Totallylookslike.com

Iam.beyonce.com.

Intothegloss.com

Americadirect.co.nz

Enjoy you f***en freaks of nature!!!!!

The flu of mine

I had the flu today, plus to make it worse I got braces on Friday teh 13.
My throats sore my nose is blocked and my asthmas playing up, again!

I'm watching Austin and Ally as I type.
It's a disney show, which says crap all over.
Although Ally wears some good clothes.

'cough cough' literally!
I must go now I feel really ill and my cat (Jewels is her name) is sleeping on my in an awkward position.
OH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!
JEWELS JUST FARTED!!!!!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
It's almost as bad as my third nipple!

Bai guys!

SCANDALS!

One of the new scandals is that Suzanne Collins may have copied the hunger games.
Evidence shows that a book in Japan has the same meaning and plot of the Hunger games!
The story goes that 42 year nine students are placed on an island each with a fort. They get one parcel only and nobody knows what is inside it. The only thing they do know is that it is a weapon. You can get a shot gun, taser or a sword (I think)
They must fight to the death and only one would win.
I also know that this book was published in 2001 (But we are still unsure)

Justin Beiber is being sued!
By who you ask? A young fans mother.
Reports show that the reason she is sueing (most likely spelt wrong) because when her daughter went to his concert the fans the music was so loud her daughter got a thing (forgot the name of problem she got) where her daughter has a ringing sound in her ears forever.
The record company the stage place and something else are all being sued.

Thanks I will be back (Hopefully) with more scandals

My Ipop blog app

Hey guys!
I am blogging from my I pod.
Its an app I got of I tunes
Anyway I just finished watching my soaps such as Coronation street and emmerdale.
The big bang happened! I know that Peter does not die but I thought he would and nick and Leanne would get together.
But no
Anyway have you heard the new song by Pink called Blow me (one last kiss)
O.C.D over that song
And did you hear about the man in America who caught a 5 year old autistic girl (I think she was 5) off a three story building. The young child was not hurt but the man tore a ligament (Or he tore something like that)
I would like to say a that the man who saved the child we are all very great full and that without you that child would be either badly damaged or dead. So thank you!

Ahhh the magic of digital editing!

Hi guys.

Do you ever have that feeling in your head were you are completely blank?

So blank watching T.V won't help?

I do, so far I have done everything my needs want me to do. Like eat a jam filled croissant.

Anyway I have found a singer who sucks at acoustic (In my opinion)

Here Is the link to it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEV2yFdQ-h0

Lets hope it works!

now here is the link to it edited

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEV2yFdQ-h0

Aghhh the magic of digital editing!

Lots of love

-M.K

Inspiring Best friends

LALALA
I feel so happy! Emily and I are best friends again! LALALA
I just blew up (not literally I really don't want to die young)
Any way today I told my dad about this blog and he got all excited like I just learnt how to walk.
This is how it goes
"Omg a blog, Why didn't you tell me"
"Um?"
"Can you give me the link to it?"
"Um..."
"Thanks"

Anyway do any of you ever feel inspired?
I don't I only feel inspired by my friends and family.
Actually that was a cheesy american lie! I have never felt inspired.
So I am not going to bother inspiring you! sorry.

Well I am so happy me and Emily are BEST FRIENDS!!!

LOTS OF LOVE
-M.KM5EGKKMPJHEDARSRXAJXASPM

Other blog

Hey guys could you visit and follow my friends blog?

http://rachelssecretplace4546.blogspot.co.nz/

I'm not going to tell you what is in it, I want it to be a SUPRISE!

Lots of love
-M.k

Friendships

Hey guys,
I lost my best friend in a fight, She hasn't said sorry yet. A pain!
But I need some advice yet on how to get through it. I mean she called me some nasty things.
And I cried a lot.
But I feel empty.
She says she is sisters with a pen pal, But I personally think that's a load of nonsense
I don't even think she is real. Her name is *Sophia (The pen pal) And *Lily (My ex best friend) 
Can somebody leave a comment.


Lots of love
-M.K


*(name has been changed)
   

   

  




 
Lots of love
-M.K

Boyz

Hey guys!
Are you at that stage of life were you like BOYZ!
Well its not likely he may like you back, In fact he actually may stay far away from you and call you a freaky stalker. It can get worse he may move school!
Tough luck!
But hey you may be lucky you may the 5% out of a 100% to actually ask the guy who actually likes you back.
If you are like my friend she asked a guy out and he said no , So she kidnapped him, harassed him and locked him in her attic for many days on end.
AND NOW THEY ARE MARRIED! sort of!

Anyway nothing goes to plan, actually nothing ever does go to plan.

If you have a boyfriend or a freaky stalker dude you don't know who likes you and you want to say "LEAVE ME ALONE" without the whole screaming or caps, In fact without the whole leave me alone thing.
Which only leaves you to saying nothing and being very freaked out read below.

Long term relationships are very hard to maintain.
So to make sure you keep in touch (Not like putting your hand across the world to touch each other) But  send postcards tell each other how it is going or when you may becoming back for a trip!
Remember just because you are in a diffrent country does not mean it is easier to cheat IN FACT CHEATING WILL MAKE IT HARDER to hard it will be over before you can say

SupercalafrjalisticexpealliedoshispofothosthadthetvegidfadwaybehblehblehsarecomingcharlieGRABONTOOOURTOUNGESchoochooshoeforthahtgshideskihgop.

Be warned. BOYZ the girls are watching you!

  

Told you!

Lots of love
-M.k

Broken keys

Hey guys!

I do piano, As you can tell I suck. 

Because I am to lazy. Some people at my school are destined to be piano players.

Not me, Never God cursed me to never be good at piano.

SHUT UP I KNOW YOUR LAUGHING!! hahahaha

Anyway I swear I have killed all the keys.

So next time you try to play it the keys will 

B r

           o

                k

                        e

                   n

I think I may have murdered my pianos joy!

Poor piano! I feel sorry for playing so badly. STUPID CURSE!

GAGHHH! My mum won't let me quit I mean I have 2 terms left of school can't i quit now and start again at college? NO! 

Well you can laugh all you want because when I become a Forensic Pathologist I will be far more mature!

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

Anyway who ever is laughing still do this:

1. Get a piece of scrap paper  and write this

norom a am I

2. Stick it on your forehead

3.  GO TO A MIRROR AND READ IT ALOUD

Yea that's all for now

Lots of love

-M.K

Rolemodels

Hey guys,
I found out Ellie Goulding was on the Graham Norton Show!
I am so excited to watch it! I wonder what song she is singing? Lights, Guns and Horses Maybe writer?
Anyway Everybody has a Rolemodel.
Weather its your parents, A singer, A pet.
 Ellie Goulding is my rolemodel! Plus if you know me and are in my class she looks like Bridie! (My Shakespeare teacher) I mean because you know the time Ellie dyed her hair A vanilla peachy colour well my drama teacher has those colours on the tip of her hair!
Pretty scary but whenever I see her i think ELLIE GOULDING straight away.

Think I mean you have your whole life to meet new people to give you an option on your rolemodel. Not me i straight away knew she was mine!
Anywho.
Thanks

Lots of love
-M.k

Art of today

Hey guys, This blog is supposed to be about art.
It is, in a way.
The art of writing. Its not an art you will see in a gallery!
But a book is art if you want it to be.
Nobody said art was pictures and sculptures.
Art is also music, Movies, Photos, Modelling. You get where I am going.

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see-Degas

                   

 Don't be one of these people!

Lots of love

-M.k

Shave 4 a cure!

Hey guys!
2 of my friends shaved their hair for cancer, I was hoping you would be kind enough to sponsor them?
I did.
Go onto  http://www.shaveforacure.co.nz
And search Sushanta Mudaliar And Amy Cook.

Also If you want to sponsor an extra person search Sushila Pillai (Sushanta's Mum)

Anyway please it would be a big help if you did sponsor them!

College

Hey guys! again.
The time when you reach year 8 is hard, because of the college choices.
Its hard for me because I have one friend who is going to one school and the rest of my friends are going to another, And I chose the one where all my other friends are going.
But the friend who is going to the other school doesn't know yet.
So yes it is a challenge.
But hey use your instincts.
I am!

Lot of love
-M.K

Websites

Hey guys i have some funny websites to go onto!


http://www.cakewrecks.com/

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://www.roflcat.com/

Enjoy them because hell they are funny!

Lots of love
-M.k

Best friends

Hey guys I'm back, again!
I would like to say that my best friend is like a pet Baboon! (In a good way!)
She is like a four leaf clover. Hard to find, lucky to have.
When I'm sad she is my shoulder. When I am cold she is my heater. When I am tired she is my pillow.
When I am happy she is my smile.
But most of all when I need a friend she is there!
I guess you could call us:
Peas  in a pod
Partners in crime
Best buds
The three amigos (Without the 3)


Friendships are strong, sometimes they will hit an iceberg but to keep it staying strong you have to build a little thing called hope!
Friendship is also like peeing yourself, Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!



Hugs and kisses-Mary

Dreams

Hey guys, again!
Do you ever wish you could re live your dreams from a child?
Like when you wanted to be a princess wearing frilly pink or blue stuff?
I do, only sometimes!
But In my dreams I sometimes dream that I am flying about 2 feet in the air! But I actually try, I know it sounds weird but its fun trying things you can't do. My Dad used to have the same dreams of flying too.
Which is unusual.
Any way, Dreams to me usually  represent what I did the day before.

Of course dreams can be anything really.
Like nightmares or goals or a dream of what you want to be when you are older.
But who said the were easy or difficult? Nobody because only you know what you want and how far you will go for it.
If I were you I'd go for it. Live your dream.
Let nobody get in the way of that!

 Imagine yourself in one of these Pictures, What would you do?




Lots of love
-M.k

Reputations

Hey guys back again!

Anyway how many if you have girls at their school who call them selves 'Popular'?

I do, I won't say their names but one of them is a blond.

This is something she said to me once " I'm awesome cause I know people you don't!" 

I guess that's telling us something?

But that makes us awesome to, cause hey we know better people than that!

Once again guys the 'Popular' girls are labelling everybody. 

It's not fair. 

I dare you, Go up to them (not at school) and tell them what you think, What everybody who dislikes them thinks of them.

Don't be scared. 

Tell them labelling is a way of bullying, and it is not on.

My Mum told me this, You may not want to think it in this way but hey. We have are differences.

People who think they are cool, Aren't cool.

People who don't think their cool, Are cool.

But then every bodies going to think of themselves as not cool, which is thinking they are cool but then they aren't cool and it's back to square one.

So really nobody is cool, Or popular. 

Personally I don't care what other people think of me. Or how I look. Do you?

Don't put up with their bull-sh*t

Do this:

Bitch: I'm cooler than you

You: 'Sneeze' (btw you have to say sneeze)

Bitch: What?

You: Sorry I'm allergic to your bull-sh*t

Bitch: (hopefully walks away)

Lots of Love

- M.k

Best friends+ Bands= AWESOME (only sometimes)

Hey guys, Again!
Anyway I feel brand new and fresh. Being best friendless is okay.
I mean why do you need a best friend anyway, I mean sometimes you don't need to label people.
You don't.
I guess she was quite rude and selfish. But hey, who said we were perfect!
If anyone who is reading this has a problem, send me a message. I will help!
Anyway I have found out some good artists. Do me a favour and check them out!
Thankies!

Ellie Goulding (Favourite singer)
Mumford and sons
Florence and the machine ( another of my favourite bands)
Paramore
Maroon 5 (My favourite band!)
Kimbra
Gotye
Cimorelli